If little girls are made of sugar and spice, this one’s been a little more on the spicy side lately. That sparkly barrette in her hair? She used it to…
into the flat screen tv.
No, you can’t have another barrette.
Sorry, book pages are not for eating.
Neither are crayons.
Neither are the bubbles in the bath.
Cheese crackers ARE for eating.
But please don’t smash it against the white wall.
Or put it in the dryer.
Now don’t stand on the chair.
WAIT! Either the diaper or the toilet. Those are your only two options.
Oh, lordy. It’s been a long week.